50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
I thought about some of the kids I’d seen in the Hermes cabin, teenagers who looked sullen and depressed, as if they were waiting for a call that would never come. I’d known kids like that at Yancy Academy, shuffled off to boarding school by rich parents who didn’t have the time to deal with them. But gods should behave better.
The Lightning Thief, Rick Riordan
But gods should behave better.
Gods should behave better.
Percy said this.
Think about that.
don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with
Imagine your OC slamming into a sliding glass door, and another one of your OC’s laughing at them.